I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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