I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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