brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Don't you send me to vm
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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