Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Randomize
