He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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