Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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