I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Randomize
