Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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