You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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