I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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