worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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