ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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