no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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