She's JV to your varsity
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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