oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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