Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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