if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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