guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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