i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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