holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
We have so much sex to catch up on
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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