Nicole vs. Life
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Randomize
