I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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