Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Randomize
