I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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