I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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