im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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