There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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