You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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