I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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