just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
