Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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