can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I need moral support for this bender
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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