i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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