Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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