i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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