But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
this hospital has no fireball
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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