Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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