I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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