I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
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