Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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