Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
kristin has been a bad kristin
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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