You're so nebulous sometimes
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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