Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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