Just mADE A PArabola og urine
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Randomize
