You just made me feel so damn special
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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