I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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