so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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