like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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