Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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