I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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