OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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