I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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