Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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